Permission to Think Your Own Thoughts.

F#@% THERAPY: Permission to Think Your Own Thoughts.

Monday, 11:57am
Columbus, OH
Marlowe and Johnson

Look around. Doesn’t it seem like everyone is living in fear, even panic, not knowing what to do next? Everyone clings to a job that they don’t want. A relationship that is draining. Possessions that don’t satisfy. Things are broken, but nobody has a plan to help individuals deal with the new world. Anxiousness and doubt have taken over, and people are worrying about their:

• Job
• Health
• Money
• Parents
• Future
• Standing in the community

People wish things could be the same as they were just a few years ago, longing for a world of steady jobs, optimism, and lazy possibility. We wish that world good riddance…and embrace the future world where people can thrive…through voluntary simplicity.

From the moment you leave for work, you put your life on pause. Driving from a neighborhood you don’t like in a trophy car you can’t afford, you’re living on someone else’s agenda. You’re probably working hard on details that don’t matter to make money to spend on stuff that doesn’t matter. The advertisements scream at you, in an ever-rising volume, as they seek your attention. Where is the time to think? Where is the time to stop and unplug from the madness?

It’s been clear for some time that the ship is sinking. Are you planning on riding it to the bottom of the ocean? It’s war out there right now, and the war is for your mind. You can opt out of the anxiety that our times offer.

But there’s a catch. You have to take the road less traveled. You have to be brave enough to be yourself—no matter what it costs. Do things that nobody else is doing right now, and trust your own instincts.

We’ve put together a book that can help you reclaim your own life and think your own thoughts….and a little different won’t do. You have to take a radically different path. It’s called:

And it’s $24.  You can buy it now, and all 188 pages are delivered instantly to your inbox.

You don’t need your head filled with the “Dr. Phils” of the world. You don’t need to suck down other people’s advice telling you how to adapt to the world. You need to define yourself and have the world adapt to you. Look—you already know things are broken. What we’re asking you to do is remake your world in the image you want it. Our whole mental health profession exists because we need to be talked into accepting the insane premises of our society. That living like the Brady family is the end-all, be-all. We’re goaded into paying therapists $125 an hour and more, just to mollify our outrage.

Why? Why would you want to adapt yourself to the same society that created the Subprime mess, Vietnam, Monica Lewinski, and Ru Paul? Why pay someone an outrageous fee to get you to settle down and take it? For just $24 bucks, once…you can have thoughts you already think explained crisply and clearly, and have a roadmap to get rid of the bullshit that’s shackling you. And if you don’t like a chapter? Skip it. Seriously. Trust yourself, not some stupid guru.

Therapy is dangerous. There is an alternative to therapy.

In this economy, spending $125 per session to parse your feelings is not bright. When do you leave with actionable information? What makes a difference? Why not just blog about it, or piss into the wind? F#@% Therapy. F#@% the whole system that keeps the insanity going. Don’t subordinate your brain to this world. Remake the world in your image. Look, we want you to buy F#@% Therapy, and we’re selling it for $24 bucks. Once. We don’t have an “enlightened program” to sell you. We have a collection of ideas that worked for us, and thoughts that you probably already thought…and if you don’t like ‘em, you can skip.

Even if you don’t have a therapist, you need someone to affirm what you already believe.

Look, everyone wants to improve. But in reality, you’re probably not crazy. You’re probably not even wrong. But the choices out there are long, drawn-out, complex and unmeasurable systems. Books that tell you the same stuff—that you have a shitty attitude towards the world. And the measures they suggest are more vague than necessary. You don’t need to have a better attitude; you need permission to think what you already think. We wrote this book, containing steps that cut through the B.S. and giving you real things to do, real questions to answer, so you can handle things like:

• Your Job
• Your Money
• Your Parents
• B.S. Office Meetings
• Fear
• Your Ego

It’s $24. Buy it today.

What are your credentials?

School of hard knocks, my friends. I have failed. I have screwed up in about every way imaginable because I tried to adapt myself to the insane system, to knuckle down and work hard on the bullshit. Trying to chase the Robert Kiyosaki-cum-Anthony Robbins life is one way to live. I’ve been there. I’ve spent time at seminars trying to motivate myself to care more, sell harder, and do better. I found myself…and my thoughts, my power, my reasoning skills…replaced by those of a system I didn’t care for.

I became someone else. And you can’t win if you’re someone else. I was ruined financially, depressed mentally, and drained physically. One day, I woke up and say f#@% this stuff. I had my Jerry McGuire moment and wrote down some of the things that I’ve always thought—that we’ve always thought. I quit my job, and I started working to help others as a freelancer.

My health improved, I lost weight, I became more content. And this message—dropping out of the bullshit—had to get spread. I got in touch with a couple of partners, and we developed a book that is going to change the way that this genre works. Nobody wants to admit that it’s a real war. That it’s life or death. That this society homogenizes humans to the point of unrepeatability.

F#@% That. Remember: If it has ONE good idea, it’s worth $24. If it can give you information or inspiration to save time, reduce stress, and end nonstop drama, then you should buy it. You have the opportunity to see that your thoughts are dead right, that your ideas already work, and that it’s time to reclaim your life.

There is no magic pill that will make everything work again. Doesn’t exist. But there is a way to learn how to have the work habits, the energy, and the mind to survive in a post-bust world. Go ahead and buy it, and if you do ALL of the work and are still not dramatically improving your life? We will give you a refund, right away and no questions asked. You have nothing to lose, everything to gain. Click “BUY NOW” and get your complete copy of F#@% Therapy.

Best,

Marlowe and Johnson

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